ashstfu:

drpupper:

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

ashstfu:

i will never be stable. that’s for a horse

kalyug:

what are some indoor hobbies other than blogging and drug abuse

unbotheredmuse:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the best dog trait is when herding breeds just try to herd children. nothing is funnier than a very confused slightly panicked toddler staring at you for answers and help as some well meaning aussie nips at their heels and tries to direct them to an absolutely arbitrary location

a child: help

me: i’m sorry but if that border collie wants you to stand by the picnic table, who am I to question that

thetuberculosisgay:

apelcini:

apelcini:

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin’ slizzard

the-thinkingcat:

Because they actually do enjoy the taste of it. They just cant digest it.

Like every other lactose intolerant person I know of including me.

kiera–b:

catboyattorney:

no little german boy don’t go into the gay bar

oh mein gott zees is klub full of untz untzen

vympr:

velvetys:

Feeling like white girls dancing to oonts oonts in the club

xspilledcoffeepoetryx-deactivat:

Everybody shut up I’m sinking into a daydream universe where I’m loved and nothing is wrong

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

seeing Amogus in random stuff is just the zoomer equivalent of losing The Game

weirdgirlification:

love it when famous people are just weird as shit. when they say things that make me want to study their brains. wish everyone answered questions like gerard way in that one interview where he’s like “i identify with joan of arc because she was a girl who wore boys’ clothes and also heard the voice of god. i know what that’s like because god told me to start my chemical romance. anyway i like to draw squids.”